Malcontent Man

I'll tweet about life's giant bags of suck so you don't have to.

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Hey #fuckface #shithead #drivers, if I let you into my lane you better fucking go when traffic in front of you goes! #roadrage

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

JESUS THE OLD NAVY STRETCH DENIM ROLLER BABE IS FUCKING HOT!

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

The perpetrators are pieces of shit. End of discussion. https://t.co/1VQXGnuvkV

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Victim of beating in Gravois Park released from hospital, recuperating https://t.co/UbbYt8EWnc

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

So many #assholes on the roads this morning in #STL. Extreme tailgaters, lane-changing lunatics. Typical Tuesday I guess.

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

When your 2-foot #turd clogs a public restroom toilet. Whoops? 💩 #poop

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

West County #stl bitches and their Escalades. Am I right?

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

If you're still awake when Last Call comes on, you know you've failed at life.

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Yes, America and Americans are fucked. And fucked up. But mostly fucked. https://t.co/JQsNCmJ16l

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Are America’s best days behind it? https://t.co/JUx6qJiORP

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Selena Gomez was way hotter as a teenage wizard.

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Apocalyptic traffic. https://t.co/RdBfeQrhcy

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Light snowfall cripples D.C. region’s commute https://t.co/bhYkxBoNel

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Is it too early to start drinking? #beer #fuckthisshit

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Don't be a stupid poopiehead jerkface dickwad asshole. Clean the fucking snow off your fucking car! #stlwx #roadsafety #roadrage

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

OMG THERE'S 1/4" of snow on the ground! #stlwx #roadrage

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

My #AppleTV is more like an AssholeTV - crashes EVERY SINGLE TIME I use the #Hulu app. I guess Hulu's the #asshole really…

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Where has she been all my life? #truelove https://t.co/S7yJ03Xt6x

[KSDK News @ksdknews]

Police: Naked woman attacks customers at Waffle House
https://t.co/C5OOYoUzvB

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Didn't know that was on… I was busy debating with myself. You know, #masturbating. #GOPDebate https://t.co/qrSggRyD1w

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Who won the Republican debate? Ted Cruz and Donald Trump impress critics
https://t.co/R0S7r9yJ01

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

They also share a father. Now THAT'S news. https://t.co/ztKu0b7dMd

[KSDK News @ksdknews]

Grandmother, mom and daughter now share a birthday

https://t.co/469NMlLbtU

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

And #beer with #Xanax. Or maybe #vodka with Xanax? Also… #bacon. https://t.co/E7tPFOizEe

[The New York Times @nytimes]

To better cope with stress, listen to your body
https://t.co/vYFJpxIHYy

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

And #Xanax. https://t.co/E7tPFOizEe

[The New York Times @nytimes]

To better cope with stress, listen to your body
https://t.co/vYFJpxIHYy

[Malcontent Man @malcontent_man]

Or just… #BEER https://t.co/E7tPFOizEe

[The New York Times @nytimes]

To better cope with stress, listen to your body
https://t.co/vYFJpxIHYy