malcolm smith

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@davepl1968 @WRorke The Brayton cycle not the Otto cycle. Still suck squeeze burn blow.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@tristarcapt @DJSnM Me too. Even though I know exactly how it works it still feels like magic when you pop out of the cloud.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@SOICYMAC_ @QueenAnticommie Like many other countries

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DJSnM @NightJanit0r That would be an excellent move. Also a survival pack?

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@RecopilationNet Sinclair zx81 or Unix on Pdp 11 - the original unix.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DrKnowItAll16 @DJSnM Yeah in Europe flying US manufactured aircraft means we buy fuel in litres, measure consumption in US gal/hr measure altitude in feet and performance data (how much runway I need) in feet but have runway declared distance in metres.

Go figure.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@JeremyClarkson That’s cr*p. So sad for you and your cows.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@kirawontmiss I’ve got a radical idea , the price on the menu is what you pay. If it says $40 for your steak, you can leave 2 $20s and walk out. You may leave additional tips for 10/10 service or above, but no obligation.

Never catch on, except in the rest of the world.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@ProfBrianCox “We’ve been trying to get hold off you regarding your planets extended warranty “

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@MrJamesMay I woke up at that time. I’ve already solved the beans problem so went for a run. Now im paying for it. Could do with 40 winks (or more).

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@Nigella_Lawson RIP. So loved.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@nearlytopical @theJeremyVine Pretty clear?

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DJSnM @AstroSurveyor Come back to the UK. I guarantee you’ll be good at it by the end.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DeannaLund2 @DJSnM It’s really weird what happens. You visually and your balance system get very screwy and without training/regular practice you can convince yourself that you are turning when in actual fact you are straight.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DJSnM @OLHZN Go and do it in an aircraft suitably equipped with an instructor. Real IMC is weird at times, cos often it’s not digital, it’s often a bit IMC so it can be a struggle to manage it.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DJSnM From experience between 5-8k ft. Depends on the thickness of the bottle material.

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

I just can’t get past Labour winning 65% of seats off 34% of the vote.

Absolutely wild mismatch between the headline result and, well, everything else.

Britain is now a multi-party system, and first-past-the-post can’t cope.

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

I know it’s much harder when governing, let alone in a campaign, but a bit more of the tone represented by Rishi Sunak’s and Jeremy Hunt’s speeches today and maybe the Conservatives would be a little less hated.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@DJSnM @SphereNotFear I instruct and use an iPad mini. The size is good, battery life great, and best of all uses fingerprint to unlock. Faceid can be a nightmare in the cockpit, largely cos you’re wearing glasses and a headset, which confuses the poor thing plus having to raise to open.

[malcolm smith @malcsmith_]

@MartinSLewis Currently many of the supermarkets have nice whole meal bread significantly cheaper than other breads.