Fingolfin

if you need to vent, send me a message.

[Fingolfin @maldawoa]

"He who has never swooned." Edgar Allen Poe.

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

AWESOME: Ontario’s 5 largest healthcare unions have joined forces to warn the public that the Ontario government is intentionally manufacturing our current massive healthcare crisis…to justify privatization.

Who else agrees with them? ✋🏾

[Lord of the Rings quotes @lotrbookquotes]

The cold hard lands
they bites our hands,
they gnaws our feet.
The rocks and stones
are like old bones
all bare of meat.
But stream and pool
is wet and cool:
so nice for feet!
And now we wish—.

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

The power of $8

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off https://t.co/H3orzHO7ix

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

RIP Hagrid 😢🙏🖤

[Fingolfin @maldawoa]

@BBCWorld Yeah but don't use plastic straws kids!

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Elon Musk doesn't come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter, and I don't go to him for film, TV or literature criticism.

[Fingolfin @maldawoa]

Saw an ad of a guy & his teen daughter fight. He picks up the phone, calls an insurance company to create a fund for her college fund. then they shared a donut.
I choked up and almost cried.
Really life? Really? That's where we're at now life? Really.....? Fuck's sake 😂😂😂😂

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

It's not that folks don't want to work, it's that people refuse to be exploited. There's a big difference.

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

Brett Kavanaugh and Morton's MAGA Steak House believe lying SCOTUS have a "right" to eat in restaurants and not have protestors outside, but that 4th graders do not have a "right" to go to school and be safe from being slaughtered by young MAGA men armed with AR-15's.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

It’s Tom Cruise’s birthday! Here’s a picture of Shelly Miscavige, wife of Tom’s friend and Scientology leader David Miscavige, who hasn’t been seen in years.

[Fingolfin @maldawoa]

@OttawaPolice LMAAAOOOOO

[Ottawa Police @OttawaPolice]

Ottawa Police officers interacted with a small convoy of vehicles in the Pinecrest and Hwy. 417 area. Several Highway Traffic Act tickets were issued, and the vehicles have since left the City.
#ottnews

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

I’m so old that I remember when the Onion was zany instead of savagely prophetic.

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

"Thank you for the historic victory for white life".

I shit you not. 👇

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

Jeann Lugo, a white male cop running for Rhode Island Senate as a Republican, hit his black female Democratic opponent Jennifer Rourke in the face twice last night after she spoke at an abortion rally. Lugo is now under investigation and has deleted his Twitter account.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Fingolfin @maldawoa]

@CanadensisMax What freedom are they asking for? They can walk around with "Fuck Trudeau" flags without repercussions. Let them try that in another country ruled by tyrants. They'd be shot. I know. I lived in said country.