Lawson Clarke

For all your copywritering needs.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

@JetBlue "Please hold. Your call IS important to us."
@JetBlue

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Hey, @JetBlue.

If a flight has MULTIPLE mechanical failures and passengers are moved to another flight because the original can’t depart, why is that treated as a voluntary rebooking with no compensation?

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Soooooo... I guess I'll just sit here and hum hold music to myself? @JetBlue

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Is it supposed to look like this?

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Imagine loving “Joker 2” this much.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

@MLfromDeep Get yourself some chicken, bro. I'm swimming in eggs. (And probably bird flu.)

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Starting to look at this site the same way I look at my leather pants from 2001.

I think I might be out.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

There isn't gonna be an ounce of horse shit left in Philly after this game. #SuperBowl

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

I'm getting a strong "Red Sox managed by Bobby Valentine" vibe out of America right now.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

@MLfromDeep Nature just out here turning a city into blast furnace, but, sure, the winds are one man’s fault.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

@MLfromDeep If they have any thoughts on how to prevent earthquakes that would be great, too.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

@MLfromDeep Would love to hear their ideas for putting out fires in the middle of 80mph winds. I’m all ears, guys.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

DRY JANUARY UPDATE: I'm currently sleeping like Michael Jackson on two bags of propofol.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

“Going To Bed Drunk” — Self Portrait

[Edward Hopper @artisthopper]

Nude Crawling into Bed - 1903 #artbots #hopper

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Hang in there LA! We’re all pulling for you.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

A giant bald eagle just landed in a tree in my backyard.

It was getting chased by a bunch of crows.

I’m like, come on, man. Have a little self respect.

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

Not now, nerd! Read the room!

https://t.co/EIPd9KG4Zr

[Lawson Clarke @Malecopywriter]

One day of Dry January down!

Celebrating with a couple Bloody Marys.