ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄

❝ 𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝘙𝘐𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝘔𝘠 𝘋𝘌𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘚, 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌’𝘋 𝘉𝘌 𝘕𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘌𝘍𝘛. ❞

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

˗ˏˋू 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀 ु ˎˊ˗

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

❝ my body's decaying. there's holes shaping and repairing themselves. sometimes i can smell the flesh rotting from the inside.

.. but other than that, i'm fine. ❞

[𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒕͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒄͟𝒉͟.͟ @BLAZEM0DE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 CALL .ᐟ

⠀𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 the tweet if it’s ok for me to dm you to plot a ship between muses .ᐟ muse is 𝑏𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙

𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑩𝑬 18+ ic/ooc

⟳ to spread .ᐟ

[𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒕͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒄͟𝒉͟.͟ @BLAZEM0DE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝑴𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑺 CALL .ᐟ

⠀⠀𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 the tweet if it’s ok for me to tag your muse in random tweets ﹠ dm you to plot .ᐟ

⟳ to spread .ᐟ

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

“ REALLY .ᐣ.ᐣ YIPPEE .ᐟ.ᐟ ”

look at him , he's so happy .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

“I like that.”

It was about the same level of terrible. He’s being nice.

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

take two .

“ you don't smell horrible , @LIVINGBARBECUE — ”

hopeful little look .

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

“ YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE CHARM .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ ”

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

skal. i swear this isn't their canon first interaction lmao i'm just in a goofy mood

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎���𝐄 @maledictusodium]

hands slamming down on the table . very intense look on his face .

“ how do you flirt with people — ”

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

i called you NOT UGLY .
that's PRETTY .

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

KICKS DOWN @punkscouse's DOOR .

“ I NEED SOME ADVICE — ”

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

you call a man pretty to his face and it's taken as an insult man i'm never flirting with people again 🤧

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

WHAT .ᐟ THAT WAS ONE OF MY BEST ONES .ᐟ

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Actually? Worse. Much worse.

Hardly a compliment. If anything, an insult!

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

better .ᐣ.ᐣ

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

fine let me try again .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Thank you so, so much. I can’t tell you how much that means to me. GET OUTTA HERE. Terrible flirting.

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

you don't make me want to tear my eyes out of my sockets .

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

you're not ugly .

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

@OFTHATFLAME skal.

[ℭ𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝔐𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄 @maledictusodium]

skal. gonna annoy @OFTHATFLAME so bad on here as well hehehe