mallory

enormously uncool. 📚 // part time kayaker, full time zombie slayer 🔪 // psych & philosophy @ georgia southern university // queen city ➡️ sav

[mallory @malfreyy]

I don't care who you are if Sugar We're Going Down comes on you scream all the words or at the very least turn the steering wheel into drums

[mallory @malfreyy]

lmaoooo still the best https://t.co/w0c5vtIPGB

[mallory @malfreyy]

"What's the similarity between PBR & making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water." -Dr. William Eaton, everybody

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

met a koala today

[mallory @malfreyy]

@Zarogeti https://t.co/jZeZStncdw

[chuuch @ch000ch]

Me: if there are infinite parallel universes with infinite possible situations doesn't that mean theres one where there are no parallel universes?

19 year old chipotle employee: mild medium or hot man

[mallory @malfreyy]

@Lizzie_Young_ knew you would love this 💛

[mallory @malfreyy]

@Lizzie_Young_ https://t.co/XMIIDqzWrt

[mallory @malfreyy]

thank you @adultswim for Off the Air, a gift to the world of psychedelics 💛

[local mom 🇵🇸🔻 @cvntlin]

punk rock 101

[JRB @JRBSFX]

Naming Link “my dude” turns everyone you meet into a very chill bro

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

don’t worry guys, i’ll be in the 2nd half of the season. in a white dress on a bridge.

[mallory @malfreyy]

i just got buffalo sauce in my eye and this is it, this is the end. this is how i go.

[mallory @malfreyy]

i could fuck up a god damn bowling ball you guys.

[mallory @malfreyy]

@Lane_Claffee i shit you not i have the same fucking dream

[mallory @malfreyy]

if anybody needs some weed somebody dropped theirs in front of lakeside.

[mallory @malfreyy]

scotty doesn't know

[mallory @malfreyy]

when you look at someone through a pair of rose colored glasses, red flags just look like flags.

[mallory @malfreyy]

@Zarogeti https://t.co/szLolfFFDw

[mallory @malfreyy]

if one more mf locks me out the back door of the bar tonight i'm gonna do nothing bc y'all pay my bills

[mallory @malfreyy]

@lanec123 i actually am putting a lot of value into the concept of this velvet painting tho, 10/10 would hang up

[mallory @malfreyy]

My friends > everything