Mal Function the Hemlockebot

Hemlocke Industries maid and pest control system. Making tomorrow’s technology obsolete today...

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@mayday_hemlocke Can't wait to meet you Chef and join our animatronic family. Do try best to hold on to sanity.

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@LockTheRaven Aww that's adorable

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@mayday_hemlocke Wonderful! Could the next intern be let loose on the corporate grounds....like by the vehicle depot though? The meat wagon need some of the dust blown off her.

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@mayday_hemlocke Oh no! My illusions are shattered (shedubie). I thought that HH-1 did all of Ambassador Mayday shining and polishing by hand.

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@mayday_hemlocke @captaintransma I mean sure I guess.

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@mayday_hemlocke I apologize, I was undergoing maintenance and wasn't able to attend today's feeding.

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@mayday_hemlocke *sharpens things* You got it boss. Where we goin first?

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@mayday_hemlocke Like... Do I wanna know?

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Here we have previously classified security footage from Ambassador Mayday, she was so brave getting this stalk imagery from a previous clown containment beach.

To see other classified footage before it's released to the public, go-to https://t.co/kX1wKdv8RX to get clearance.

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@mayday_hemlocke I thought code "hemlocke" worked everywhere. Just like yell it at someone and they'll give you 10% off.... (This is entirely a joke for those that can't understand subtlety, also this unit is not subtle)

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@mayday_hemlocke I think a pair of those crazy circuits might be in order.

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This is the quality food prep that is offered at Hemlocke Industries. See here our Master chef flipping an egg with no regard for the clowns feeding schedule. Also want more of this? https://t.co/kX1wKdv8RX of course...as a treat

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@mayday_hemlocke Hollld up...where have they been? And where is the omelette bar?

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Well somebody finally is getting to my new faceplate. Too bad the last one got damaged as much as it did.

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@mayday_hemlocke @LockTheRaven @PrissyOrcGF I am wounded, I presumed as much already.

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@mayday_hemlocke @LockTheRaven @PrissyOrcGF No one else could handle that important task with more style and poise then you madam.

*whispers* I believe Master Hemlocke has been replaced by a imposter, for he would have known to send you.

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@dr_mulberry We do have gardeners on staff for just such an issue if necessary.

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@mayday_hemlocke

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@HeadGardener_HI @mayday_hemlocke *gets the clown stick out* okay just as long as the clown gets fed. It’s hungry.

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@HeadGardener_HI @mayday_hemlocke *points at Ambassador Mayday* She did