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@anon_opin They release new phones annually? Well who knew!

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@anon_opin A while ago my wife shouted if I was OK? "Yes, I was just getting up"...😳

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@anon_opin There'll be many far better sandwiches in the World than the most expensive one, with or without chips.

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@Blutman27 Streaker has a different meaning in the US then?

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@fesshole Playing sport in winter can induce a mangina.

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@fesshole Porn in bushes! 👏👏 Almost as rare as bushes in porn.

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@anon_opin I had no idea that was a thing. Never happened in a group I've been in.

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@anon_opin Due to some dodgy shellfish, a couple of weeks ago I could have done with a seat belt on the toilet at home. I was nearly speaking in tongues.

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@anon_opin ...or just have a club card for every supermarket in the wallet on your phone. 🤷‍♂️

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@fesshole Turns out there ain't no love in the heart of the city.

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@anon_opin Yeah but the song doesn't scan as well...

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@Fuzzy900555 @fesshole The spirit of Chic Murray lives on. 😃

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@anon_opin Nah its fixed odds terminals and the pernicious advertising around sports. It appears you can't enjoy sport without betting on it.

Oh but whisper it quietly about the fun stopping.

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@JamesBWatt

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@anon_opin Why on earth would you want to scold your Biffin's Bridge?

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@anon_opin

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up this legend. He's spitting straight facts.

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@anon_opin Sounds like you should be more curious, not judgemental

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@MetalPirateAhoy @fesshole P.s. apologies if thats made you arse turn North. 🤣

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@MetalPirateAhoy @fesshole You can hold the cork near enough in place and let the gas seep out through a tiny gap. Once the pressure is released you can let go of the cork. Its much easier doing that than trying to turn the cork whilst holding it in place.