Dan Malham

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@Keir_Starmer Remember when you lied about absolutely everything on the labour manifesto…

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@Keir_Starmer Hide and seek champions located within UK hotels by UK tax payers money.

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@Realdevinhaney Haha you lizard

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@GarryBoyle44 @rehnato @ColinEl77136674 @richardajkeys @peadohunters got one

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@sportbible Adam Johnson

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@footballtweet Harvey Price

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@footballtweet @BoringMilner Heskey

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@utdreport @TelegraphDucker This stinks of Rebekah Vardy

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, @Cristiano 🔴

#MUFC | #Ronaldo

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

Don’t blame the players in the slightest. Gareth Southgate is a fucking rarf and if anyone thinks he’s tactically good enough to lead us in the future your also a rarf. That squad is going to be a wasted talent

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

Jack Grealish 100% tea bagged Southgate’s daughter

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@ODDSbible If only it wasn’t raining then we could have all truly appreciated his tears

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@michaelbiniake1 @1CraigMorris @Tyson_Fury @bjsaunders_ Do you keep your eyes open or close them when you wank over Canelo?

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@BradleyWright9 “Worked right through the pandemic”. Fuck off brad. You’ve not struck a bat at work in 9 months

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@HitpoX @ASOS I think you will find that if a ASOS voucher helps with your anxiety, then you don’t really have anxiety 🤡

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@_Forson_ The reason why humans do this is quite simple really. As the object falls the cannular vortex located in the frontal left quarter of the brain sends electro magnetic impulses to the I don’t have a clue what I’m talking about.

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@Ada14dalby @samchivers97 @_PM88 @CML2812 @SkySportsPL Has Henderson been a better player than De Bruyne this year?

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

@Ada14dalby @samchivers97 @_PM88 @CML2812 @SkySportsPL Hahahahahaha imagine even trying to defend Henderson getting the POTY. That is precisely why people don’t like Liverpool fans 😂

[Dan Malham @malham_dan]

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