Mal

the illuminati is real

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

I am so honored to have won the R. L. Stine Creative Writing Award for the third year in a row. The award is given annually to an author named R. L. Stine.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god

[Mal @malholla]

@OGmadiG @MJDorony_9

[Eddie Dougrou @didgeridougrou]

A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”

[Romain Revert @romainrevert]

Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo !

[Nic 🦋 @_NicNacc]

This is the best tik tok ive ever seen. lmao

[fANNEtastic @annechilada_]

My Quarantine Routine:

8-9 AM: pour up

9-10: drank

10-11: headshot

11-12 PM: drank

12-1: sit down

1-2: drank

2-3: stand up

3-4: drank

4-5: pass out

5-6: drank

6-7: wake up

7-8: drank

8-9: faded

9-10: drank

10-11: faded

11-12: drank

[tyde @cinetyde]

Still can’t believe this didn’t win any Oscars

[Mal @malholla]

@ChelsDeffenb The FBI is probably like “PLEASE enough googling ppl just DO IT”

[Mal @malholla]

@kayla_rossman You did this wrong you’re supposed to have 487+ unread text messages if you’re going to post a screenshot

[MattyBRaps @MattyBRaps]

how’s your weekend going

[Mal @malholla]

Fall is the best time of year: the leaves start changing, the air grows colder, and that’s right Upper East Siders, it’s the perfect time to rewatch all 6 seasons of @gossipgirl.

See you in 121 episodes 💋
Xoxo

[Rex Sorgatz @fimoculous]

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I'm stoked to announce a new project, which pays tribute to a personal hero…

THE TREBEK AFFIRMATION SOUNDBOARD
https://t.co/TzZOk9uMRG

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

Teens: Whoa, this app that shows me what I’ll look like when I’m 50!

Climate change:
https://t.co/iLpKEFsPsv

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

My birthday is 9/11 Hanna. You’ll be ok