Hawt taMALI

this plane has no phalanges

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

@SnoopDogg can you please perform all three of the halftime shows next thanksgiving? It would be absolutely iconic.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Welp, Chiefs fans are finally angry about Butker going far right.

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

Me, traveling abroad after 1 year of duo lingo: Sí las bibliotecas son muy divertidas y estás cerca de el parque. El parque no tiene azúcar

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

Is it still called tweeting? Or are we x-ing now?

[abolish all things @Drooan]

They’re going for private jets next

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

Actually my dream

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Imagine your about to dive in the ocean and this happens 🤯😳

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

Rewatching Ted Lasso just to feel something

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

I am so jealous of people who get to go to weddings without getting on a plane. Like what is it like to not pay at least $1000 every month?

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

The worst part about all of this is now there's a ✨king✨

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

real

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

Did this piss anyone else off?

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

How do I tell my friend I don’t want to listen to imagine dragons with her?

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Everyone I know is in a flop era rn so if you’re doing well literally keep that to yourself

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

My friend described drinking a dirty martini as: it’s like getting a mouth full of ocean water when getting knocked over by a wave.
And she’s not wrong, but some of us like the feeling of drowning in the ocean.

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

Me in the 20-teens: I want my legs to be so skinny that my thighs don’t touch…

Me in the 2020s: if my quads don’t look like absolute tree trunks I will kms

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

About to make tea (hot water and mio)

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

we are extending our spay and neuter services to minions. the world has had enough

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

I got London Tipton killed in the Quarry and I’m v upset

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

I am literally one more Supreme Court overturn decision away from starting the apocalypse myself.

[Hawt taMALI @mali629]

He’s a 10 but he behaves like a babbling, bumbling, band of baboons.