Henry

yeah just take a little off the top

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Packing up leftovers is so embarrassing like yeah imma eat this later

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Rip mhonkey lady

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If you get me as ya uber driver jus know I rolled the windows down on the way so I could fart

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Hey guys I’m Back On Tha Map everyone send this to the muskinator so he knows

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Crackheads playing with Fortnite nerf guns in the abandoned lot next to my work

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I think my neighbor has beef with Wolverine

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I’d say so

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You may have been dumb as a kid but I used to think the lyrics to Mrs. Robinson were “Heaven Holes: A place for moles who pray”

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I like that that call them rushing yards. Like yeah he sure is in a rush ain’t he

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I talk big game about going to law school but one time I had to go to court for a speeding ticket and I called the judge “your majesty” so

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Pics that go hard

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@YoungSwagDemon They are not your friends

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Sometimes you open a lil pack of starbursts and it’s two oranges in there and you just gotta move on with ya life

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

On this day 23 years ago, our pal Rick and his weirdo friends held a garage sale in Denton, Texas where prices were determined by a mysterious entity known as The Pricemaster. Today only, EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE!

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This app is so annoying cuz I don’t go on it for a day and everyone’s like “you wouldn’t shlongle a bongle” and “she bongle on my schlongle till I” and it gets a million likes but I haven’t seen the original schlongle bongle tweet

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May have tapped into an infinite energy source while making breakfast. Will keep you all posted

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Hanging out with my man Peyton

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Drinking a redbull on the toilet