Malice and Estrogen

Inadvertent miscreant, putzer with purpose, perennial malcontent

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@nikkiellina Why thank you!

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@Fred_Delicious "And she says if I'm good I can pick out a candy on the checkout line!"

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Srsly tho.

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Uniform: stripes and scarf

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@realDonaldTrump unless the American worker is a woman or a minority, right?

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#canyon Cait. @ Lower Antelope Canyon, Navajo Tribal Park https://t.co/YlXLaJxBLl

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Two tired kids after a day beholding the wonders of nature via Antelope Canyon. #madculturedtho https://t.co/osoAqCIQ00

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We adventure sometimes. @ Antelope Canyon https://t.co/hZuk50bFKu

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@realDonaldTrump have you even been paying attention?

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@MattBellassai she could use a wrinkle cream while we're at it.

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@FIirtationship pigception.

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@realDonaldTrump how about you honor us by not pretending we're fucking idiots and don't remember your comments on *that* video.

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@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump I meeeeeeeaaaannnnn....they're a bunch of shit canoes so.....

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@realDonaldTrump @politico is Twitter where you "hereby demand" things? I hereby demand a lifetime supply of donuts!

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430 am: it's pouring out. But my health is important *forces self out of bed for gym*

Universe: so dedicated! *poof perfect butt*

Likely?

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Aaaand the Oscars got Steve Harvey'd.

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@Apracticalmess @MattBellassai I've had that same thought...really frightening.

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@MattBellassai HAHAHAHA "carrot skinned cum stain"...brilliant!