me: oh yeah i identify as aroace bc i've only ever experienced genuine romantic/sexual attraction twice in my entire life
also me: *catches feelings for a person i met three days ago*
not my mom getting mad at me abt yelling at her for walking in my room while i’m naked and changing and then asking where i “get my rude manners from” as if she doesn’t behave the same way, like bro I LITERALLY GET IT FROM YOU?????