John Malicoat

[John Malicoat @malicoat_john]

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[Helios☀️ @jwwaves]

I’M NOT MF CRYING, YOU ARE

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Malia Obama should be allowed the same privacy as her school aged peers. She is a young adult and private citizen, and should be OFF limits.

[John Malicoat @malicoat_john]

All I want for Christmas is for the producers of The Office to make Threat Level Midnight a real movie

[Rod Kimble PARODY @notRodKimble]

Ohhhh when you're goin on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the daaaaate🎶

[Andy Herbert @GVHoops]

No words needed.

[Rod Kimble PARODY @notRodKimble]

The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.

[Devbot @DevbotB]

This is blasphemous. Chip Skylark stays putting out heat.
Icky Vicky and My Shiny Teeth and Me just to name a few https://t.co/DvDY5wUHXk

[jmoney @reedjahlin]

when i die i give my homies permission to lie on my grave

[nick johnston @JohnstonNqj]

if you complain about getting a 3.5 instead of a 4 you deserve to get knocked out by a deontay wilder left hook