MaliforniaGolf

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[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

I am "tweaks my back getting up from a chair" years old

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

Went to a party for the first time in a few years.

Towards the end my stomach was hurting and I was hoping I didn't eat something bad.

Nope, just forgot what it's like to hold my farts in.

[Haystack @haystack_ia]

Hey @HMHbooks, my kid L O V E S Little Blue Truck’s Valentine, but what’s up with this floating cow head?

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

@ShavedGolf @DirkHasWords @FortGeorgeBeer Cosigned

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

Eternally grateful for @ShavedGolf. Happy first father's day! We love you so much.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

@cadiayeg @verthandi I just found a therapist I like! It's been a tough couple of months and it's so helpful to have someone to talk to and to learn some new coping tools.

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

Now I want an octopus bff

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

Turned on My Octopus Teacher on Netflix last night because it looked stupid and then ended up watching the whole hour and a half documentary about a man befriending an octopus.

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

The Moana soundtrack still gives me goosebumps

[NWS Portland @NWSPortland]

After historically bad weather conditions burned ~10% of the forests on the Cascade west slopes in nw OR since Mon (our crude estimate, from Lane county north), the late shift feels like it’s time to appreciate the top 3 reasons to be optimistic about the upcoming weather.

1/4

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

September 11

Let's normalized talking about these tragedies too. Telling these stories too.💔😭

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

@verthandi Thinking about you. ❤️

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

It is really frustrating that everyone is saying these fires are 'unprecedented' and none of the news sites are mentioning climate change. Extreme weather events, drought, fires - welcome to the new normal.

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

@Jeffmapes Good.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If we give Donald Trump another four years in the White House, our planet may never recover.

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

@dog_rates Cooper the pooper

[ShavedGolf @ShavedGolf]

Phat Nugz

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

My coworkers did not bark at the mail lady today!!

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

@ShavedGolf

[MaliforniaGolf @malifornia]

Who else still regularly wonders what's inside your butthole?

It's pretty much the anthem of 2020 in the Golf household.