marissa lafond

Thrifter. girl boss. wife. dog mom extraordinaire. thyroid cancer & ovarian cancer survivor. endometriosis warrior.

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@tanfrance The people NEED TO KNOW what brand Jamie’s sequin dress is from the newest season. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[marissa lafond @malight727]

😂 spot on

[marissa lafond @malight727]

You know you’re watching too much @TheRepairShop when you break your ceramic dog statue on your front stoop and immediately think “we need Kirsten Ramsey!” 😂

[marissa lafond @malight727]

Watching @TheRepairShop and I’m blown away by Will’s talent. I see a block of wood and cannot fathom how it can become a scroll or a fluted trim edge. Bravo man.

[marissa lafond @malight727]

Watching #GBBS. I miss @sanditoksvig 😭😭😭😭

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@barkbox this guy loves his stingray friend!

[bad witch 👻 @Summer_Taylor13]

I say we call Baudi Moovan and John Greene to investigate Carole Baskin’s husbands disappearance #TigerKing

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@thelowendhz @VinnieTortorich My early investment is REALLY paying off. 😍😍😍

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@AldiUSA I DM’d you. They’re still not working.

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@AldiUSA it’s great that your TOMRA machines aren’t taking the new seltzer cans- AGAIN. Can you please get it together?

[marissa lafond @malight727]

Thank god for @tomhanks- I’m dog sitting in the middle of nowhere and the only thing available to watch one night was Forrest Gump. The only thing available the next night was Castaway. There are worse ways to spend evenings! #tomhanks #castaway #forrestgump

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@ThyCaInc A5: I had a parathyroid gland entangled In cystic tissue that my surgeon had to disentangle and reimplant. I was kept hospitalized for 5 days as a result and I experienced calcium malabsorption for several months afterward. No long term damage

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@ThyCaInc A2: a total thyroidectomy- one side was cancerous, the other side was riddled with enormous hashimotos cysts 😭 no point in keeping any of it. #AHNSChat

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@ThyCaInc A1: my surgeon was a head and neck specialist/ otolaryngologist, but not a thyroid specialist. #AHNSChat

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@ThyCaInc I’m Marissa from Massachusetts. 4 year survivor! #AHNSchat

[marissa lafond @malight727]

Saw a @SteveMartinToGo and #MartinShort show tonight... how exquisitely weird and hilarious. It was everything I could have ever dreamed of 😂💗

[marissa lafond @malight727]

Watching #diagnosisnetflix is heart wrenching! Makes my crazy medical charades seem normal 😂😭

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@AnnaVocino Ho . Ly. Crap. I can’t wait for this recipe. My Baltimore roots are dying for a good crab cake! 😍😍😍

[marissa lafond @malight727]

The boi loves his babies! @barkbox Toys are the only ones that last more than a day 🤦🏻‍♀️

[marissa lafond @malight727]

@MarenMorris I just finished chemo and I started regrowing my hair. Some days I feel like shit and sometimes I think I look like a boy. GIRL is the song I needed to shake me out of that. Thanks GIRL 💗