Mlaik 🦦🖤

Potential Dental Surgeon, UI 🦷 👨‍⚕️. @ChelseaFC 💙. Yoruba 🖤

[Mlaik 🦦🖤 @malik_onG_]

God, one big win 🙏🤍

[J. 🇵🇸 @Messilizer0]

When you realize Messi was wondering for a few seconds why the referee stopped the game at the 10th minute 😂😂

[Moh ❿ @Thiawjuniorr7]

Vous voyez ça?? Qui a compris ??

[Poju @Surffs_]

"I've given everything and have nothing left" don give two assists tonight

[Reg 🇧🇳 🇧🇦 @F10baller]

My bro’s wife and the gay guy I hired to cry at his funeral

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🐐 THE STADIUMS WHERE LIONEL MESSI HAS SCORED THE MOST GOALS:

🇪🇸 Camp Nou (former team) - 396 goals
🇺🇸 Chase Stadium (current team) - 47 goals
🇫🇷 Parc des Princes (former team) - 20 goals
🇦🇷 El Monumental (national team) - 20 goals
🇪🇸 Santiago Bernabéu (his backyard) - 15 goals
🇪🇸 Vicente Calderón - 15 goals

[𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢. @gxldeadam]

Ha puesto de perfil la misma foto que subió a Instagram con Leo Messi jsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjs

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Cucurella has lowkey dropped an insane meme tonight😭😭

[Magills @magills_]

Funniest part of this is that she runs a communications firm and thought this was a wise post

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

Men didn't quit dating, women went insane.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

This Samson guy was the dumbest person in the whole Bible. You’re dating a woman from an enemy nation, and every time she asks you the source of your strength, you tell her a lie. Then you wake up to find your enemies trying to kill you, fight your way out, and somehow, the same woman comes back angry that what you told her didn’t work.

And you still tell her another one.

You did this repeatedly until you eventually told her the actual source of your strength. Who does that?😂

What exactly was Delilah doing to this man to make him this foolish?

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

I'm genuinely so happy that he K.Od that man. I'm very happy that it happened and it was caught on camera.

Men like that deserve to be taught a lesson. You're not holding the woman back but when a man retaliates, you're suddenly defending the woman.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👋🏼 Official: Pedro has retired from professional football.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 LaLiga
🏆🏆🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cup
🏆🏆🏆 Champions League
🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cup
🏆🏆🏆 Copa del Rey
🏆🏆 Club World Cup
🏆 Europa League
🏆 Premier League
🏆 FA Cup

🏆 World Cup
🏆 Euros

[Lord BLT 🥪 @MrBradThomas]

I actually hate the fact that if you catch a ball they guilt you into giving it to a kid. I’d give it to the kid because it makes me happy to see them happy. But if I didn’t want to, I shouldn’t be shamed for it

[Miracuzzy 🧡 @miracuzzy]

hi @davido

i mistakenly sent you 10 million naira

pls can you send it back to my Opay 😭🙌

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Opay

[Calenta @NBAPaint1]

The distance on this shot is insane.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Rio Ferdinand to a completely finished and almost 42 year old Ronaldo whenever he gets the chance

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

How good is your yoruba, Yetunde

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Cornell rape victim in the middle of the most harrowing experience of her life

[MOONa @Munashalom]

Don’t even dare

One time we were playing Bayern, he was injured, immediately they brought him in I got up and left the viewing center

Olise has never scared me like that

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

2005, from chinese reddit.