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Chelsea | Football | Banters.

[• @MalikCFC]

Few years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf.

I haven't heard from him since then.

#1PunADay

[• @MalikCFC]

Teacher: There is light at the end of the Tunnel.

Me: Even as NEPA dey strike?

[• @MalikCFC]

Teacher: There is light at the end of the Tunnel.

Me: Even as NEPA dey strike?

[Life Of Vegas 👑 @LifeOfVegas7]

So Oxygen and Potassium went on a date..It went OK

Actually Oxygen first asked Nitrogen out, but Nitrogen was like "NO" oo

In my mind, I thought Oxygen loved the Hydrogen twins. Looks like someone's a HO now😕

Sodium and Bromine whispered to me and said NaBrO ; you're wrong

[• @MalikCFC]

When you click your message notification then you see "Dear customer..."

[Future Fanatic⚡ @rudebwoy_lamz]

Bomboclaat

[• @MalikCFC]

...and sweep compounds

[Thepointernews1 @Thepointernews2]

Osinbajo Will Soon Wash Toilets, If He Doesn’t Resign– Fani Kayode https://t.co/sHMF2zA1fb

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

[In hell]

Guy 1: I’m here coz I was a murderer, you?

Guy2: I used to kidnap people anyhow

Guy 3: *In tears* I scrolled...I scrolled

Guy 1&2: What?

Guy 3: On Facebook, they said “If you’re heaven bound Like for Jesus, if you’re hell bound, scroll...”

[• @MalikCFC]

@Alex_Houseof308 I scroll in peace 😂😂

[• @MalikCFC]

"how will you not have headache, when it's only phone that you know how to press" 😭😭

[• @MalikCFC]

"how will you not have headache, when it's only phone that you know how to press" 😭😭

[Wealth confers the crown💸👑 @folapel]

Unless God sent you, I’m unavailable 🤗