Heauxgarth 🎷🐛

Artificially and naturally flavored for that same great taste

[Heauxgarth 🎷🐛 @MalikGroveyard]

A guy at the bar I'm at hit on a girl with the pickup line "hey girl, you got titties underneath that jacket?" Will update with results

[∿ @somewheresy]

How bad is your life dude

[TJ @EliteFourDan]

Tell her Messi still doin it

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Norway would absolutely fold if they had to play a Noon game in The Swamp on August 29th

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[ESPN @espn]

SING THAT SONG, WEST VIRGINIA!

What a moment in Morgantown. This is why we love college baseball ❤️

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

RIP to America’s Goriller

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Ed Orgeron is returning to LSU and will serve as the special assistant to recruiting and defense for the Tigers

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

COACH O IS BACK AT LSU

GEAUX TIGERS

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

The jerseys from the Fanatics sale

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I’m taking down two of these in one sitting and texting my dentist to hop on an emergency FaceTime

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Bring Maury back for one last paternity test. Put it on PPV.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

She absolutely has videos that would force him out of Barstool.

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology.

Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested.
Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel.
Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.