★ Malik Jordan ★

[mary. @femcelera]

i would be so grateful with just $5000 rn like fr, like pls GOD…ANYBODY PLS??

[Dave (ATL Sept 5-7th) 👋🏽 @LilDave_02]

I’ll ghost you and still like your story. You still fine stink 😂😘

[CRAV//D @craviid]

a guy i dm’d 4 years ago causally picking up the convo we left off on and my dumbass responding..

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Yall I just met this man TWO weeks ago 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ry @charmvinyl]

just ate a piece of chocolate and my teeth hurt

[Z @thebigz44438734]

Balancing slothfulness & gluttony by getting so high that I’m too lazy to get food

[★★★★★ @ItsJonesii__Bby]

Going to Harlem from Brooklyn is like going to another state.

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 5 mins 🤣🤣

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“When i’m 25, i’m gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life!”

Me at 25:

[VON CON 👾 @TheWindGodVonte]

Absolutely. Hell, I’ve stretched $100.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

job i applied for 3 months ago just sent me a rejection letter

[tyshon 💞 | 22 💋 @tyafterhourz]

in the mood to fight

[dyl @speckvoices]

coworker keeps making me retell a joke to people who didn’t hear it

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

parents came to visit over the weekend and bought me $200 worth of groceries

[𝘾𝙈 @charlesmore25]

Me at the interview vs Me at the Job 😅

[biracial slampiece @k444leigh]

they just knew they killed that shit they were certain as fuck 😭

[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

I love saying wrong bitch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

[J @verythickvajjjj]

For my bottoms. I’ve been using lotions that my top says don’t taste good. So I’ve been doing trial and error with other lotions and finallly this one!! He ate it out the FRAME when I had this on the hole