Mal

once upon a time I was cool

[Mal @malinabox]

Matt just told me that drinking anything else at Taco Bell is Baja Blast-phemy

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

and on top of everything else gru is about to rise

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[C H E L B! 🌭 @chelbb_]

we’re the daughters of the bajas they couldn’t blast

[Mal @malinabox]

@Orangulent @WinterbauerJohn Still accurate 😂😂😂

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

One year ago today, Anthony Rizzo struck out Freddie Freeman 🤣

[Mal @malinabox]

Hey Twitter. Please help. A historian or an historian? Please prove your response

[Mal @malinabox]

@Orangulent

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

the thing about sweatshirts is that they can never be big enough, i need to live inside it, i need my sweatshirt to be a studio apartment

[Mal @malinabox]

Had a Star Wars/Doctor Who crossover dream. The Republic thought that Daleks were just droids??

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

[M. Night Famalam @Rory_Breaker_]

“IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE!!”

- Lady Lyanna Mormont

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Never not cold

[LN @abernothing]

party rock is in the HOUSE tonight guys. not in the clubs

[James Fritz @fritzisdead]

I tested positive for yourmomicron.

[filmartbox @filmartbox]

The Good Place (2018)

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

The shot of Marv's foot finding the nail in HOME ALONE is worse than anything I've seen in any R-rated movie