Mal Mal 

I am a music maker and a dreamer of dreams. Solid double threat. My soul has ADD. I like turtles.

she/her/hers

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

@BobbyLibby Boss Baby should go to Broadway.

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

@mfrost11 Did my part in MD! (The skeleton did not. She can't, for a multitude of reasons.)

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

Love how this shot makes Izzy look like Beanstalk Jack at the Giant’s dinner table. #LoveIsBlind

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All of us, collectively, waiting for #LoveIsBlindLIVE:

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

Trying to watch #LoveisBlindLIVE reunion.

NETFLIX SCREEN FOR THE LAST 35 MINUTES: There’s an issue with the livestream. Hang tight! We’re trying to fix the issue as soon as possible.

ME:

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

“Love is Blind livestream is coming…Love is Blind livestream is coming…” #loveisblindLIVE

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@JohnDellaporta Helen Mirren University.

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@vellkoo WHY DO ANYTHING 🙃

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

Watching #LoveIsBlindAftertheAltar and it’s honestly kind of a waking nightmare but also I am obsessed over this AGGRESSIVE number of onion rings being shared during boy chat bonding time.

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

@hhaarriissoonn WAIT. IS it supposed to be a dunk? If so...no. Try again.

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

Just saw a commercial for this, an actual show coming to TLC very soon. 30 Rock is coming true.

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

I just ate one of those little easy-to-peel mandarin oranges that are supposed to be seedless but this one had 34 seeds in it. An aggressive amount of seeds for a seedless fruit. I’m not even mad, I have to respect it.

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

Buccal fat removal? Forget it. I want buccal fat injections. Gimme gimme gimme dat buccal fat. 2023 shall be my chipmunk year.

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@Ashley_Says I guess crackers, but...😵‍💫

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

This is embarrassing to admit, but I am fully spinning out about Heather Gay’s black eye. #RHOSLC

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@mattzollerseitz “Me need to work on me Nabiscoping skills.”

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Hysterical that the grand prize of The Great British Baking Show is nothing.

[Mal Mal  @malindamarkland]

Hysterical that the grand prize of Hell’s Kitchen is a really hard job.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: I am moving to Salt Lake City to join the Heather Gay Choir.

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@SteveHuff Warlocky?