Mr. J

I’m Bart Simpson who the hell are you (She/her)

[Mr. J @malismmj]

Trump is gonna bring the Cornell 7 to the White House and give them awards or some shit isn’t he.

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@esjesjesj “The unconscious woman laying like a dead body was raping the boys who were repeatedly penetrating her” should get you on the sex offender registry. A man who thinks that way should never have or be around children.

[oracle @visceralscenery]

it's okay to have experienced assault that sits in a gray area, not want or seek formal recourse, and still grieve for the terrible ways it hurt you and the culture that allows it to happen so casually and so perpetually btw

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@uptowndonkey0 @whitehousebride you think like a rapist. You are likely a rapist.

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

Saw this in a gallery today and I have literally never had such an immediate emotional response to a piece of art.

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@Cantspekl @cybelethebest Your dad abandoned your mom, every day, to watch five kids alone for hours. He is the problem the woman who wrote this is describing.

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@rossgellxr If anything she was under reacting. If my fiancé said another woman’s name at the altar I’d be the breaking news tomorrow

[Mr. J @malismmj]

Ladies! Living like this also discourages your friends from helping you when you need it!
If you have an able-bodied man who you CHOSE to have a baby with and he’s just not doing shit, why would your friends want to come clean the house he’s in??? And bring food he’ll eat???

[RIP DADDY @Trinity_Ave]

This lady telling me how she got up and cleaned her whole house and cooked dinner 2 days after she had her baby like that’s some shit I’ll aspire too … had to tell her ass “I’d hate to be in a situation like that , I’m sorry that happened to you” her ass STFU 😒

[Mr. J @malismmj]

No bad seats at the eras tour

[َ @hawzall]

yall r gonna hate what i’m ab to say but sometimes concerts aren’t fun if ur really high and in seats😭

[Taylor Swift Updates+ @chartstswifty]

“The Eras Tour” lasted for 632 days and today marks 633 days since it ended. 🥲

[Wuk @wukanimation]

This is why you should never have innate respect for vets. You don’t know what they’ve done or who they are. I guarantee you you’ve thanked at least 1 murderous psychopath in your life.

[Mr. J @malismmj]

Refers to his living breathing real-life child as “murdered by woke” but won’t shoot some pixels with other pixels bc they look like the police. Monumental failure of a human being

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

Elon Musk: "I don't think I'll be playing GTA 6"

"I only played a bit of GTA 5, and it required shooting police officers to progress in the opening scene; I just couldn't do it."

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@Shyvadi0 Men are a disease

[alison chains @cooldetat]

burst into tears again thinking about how the doctor who delivered baby dolly was paid with a bag of cornmeal. a bag of cornmeal for dolly parton

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Imagine growing up in absolute dirt poverty in east Tennessee, daughter of a tobacco farmer, going to school wearing rags your mother stitched into a coat, and when you die the British royal family has its military band play your up-the-workers country-pop anthem in tribute.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“men who slam doors and furniture just want you to hear how hard they want to hit you” read that as many times as it takes.

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@__Floww @lmTheReasonWhy Be glad it’s the Charlotte airport and not the Greensboro. Awful awful airport

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@mr1gashira Women are more considerate, even in suicide. Women are more likely to think about who has to clean up their death and choose methods like overdose or hanging, while men splatter themselves on walls or crash their cars.

[Mr. J @malismmj]

@payorgetaway @broadwaybabyto Folks get real mad at us for not being able to provide more than a 2 hour parking validation. I always say that’s the same thing employees get and we have to pay to park :/ they usually don’t believe me or just don’t care

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Yes AI is bad for the environment but we also can’t overstate how lame and uncool it is to pretend you wrote a book you didn’t write. Like toddler level delusion on full display by grown adults.