Pair that new #Pride Watch Face with Apple's new #Pride Edition Apple Watch band! A portion of the proceeds benefit LGBTQ+ advocacy groups. https://t.co/7RqUjVYdDU
@thejeffreymarsh why is it when i fall out with someone, i always feel in the wrong (when im clearly not) i always end up apologising and also feeling disappointed that i cant hold strong. Fuck life is hard 😓
My wife asked me, "How come if I go into Dorothy Perkins I'm a size 16 but just down the street in New Look I'm a size 20?"
I said, "Because you have to walk past McDonalds, Burger King, Greggs and KFC to get there you greedy twat"