Mallory Bouffard

~gucci down to the socks~

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

@claire_bradley Hahaha welcome to georgetown

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

@TheRealKatPat @its_elii

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I need to comment on everyone's instagrams !!!!!

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

After telling my mom about my New Orleans weekend, she called me a savage and then said "no wonder you don't have a boyfriend" hahahaha ha ha.......

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Check out my friend @GarrettWFord his album drops in September! He's single ladies, hit him up 👀🙊

[Garrett Ford @GarrettWFord]

FREE SHIT - (Siri/Alexa/Carol) (whose Carol?). Set a reminder on this. This album will be on preorder AUGUST 23rd. If you repost this - tag me and message me your address and I’ll mail… https://t.co/QVHeJBFPl0

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

@GarrettWFord My rate is $20 per tweet

[Garrett Ford @GarrettWFord]

More dates added!! Hang in there DFW;) Lots of things coming real soon! 69 Days TIL Album Release!! #WokeUpinWaco

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Juuust when I think I'm blending into California culture I get called a "white trash farmer" smh

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

I HAVE NEVER CRIED AS HARD AS I DID JUST NOW WATCHING THE FRIENDS SERIES FINALE

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

How PISSED do you get when you burn your tongue on the first bite and can't taste anything else

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Girls, have you ever been in the shower and felt something in your hair and realized it's a bobby pin you put in 3 days ago and forgot about

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Why do people go to their friend's graduation ceremonies? They are so boring and all exactly the same. I ain't trying to torture my friends like that, I'll meet you at the bar later girly

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Isn't it awesome how you can hear .5 seconds of a song and immediately recognize it

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Through years and years of hard work, I've convinced my grandma that I'm friends with @Harry_Styles

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

Today my mom said "I'm gonna have to adopt a grandchild because it's not looking good for you" ...............k

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

God mallory you stupid idiot quit drunk texting your exs this isn't freshman year

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

HOW did I get gum stuck to the top of my shoe last night?? Like was I so drunk that it fell out of my mouth?

[Mallory Bouffard @mallbouff]

"Pregnant" autocorrected to "pregame" ...my priorities are straight as hell yall