eric

thank you sensei

[fab @nolantenct]

yes hank I would love to watch it with you

[eric @malldaddy300]

@hillme89 People couldn’t even handle “noob tubing”

[eric @malldaddy300]

@alpacinogrunt I do think in a pre-second apron world some dumb team would have given up 4 firsts for JB. Teams were less wary of bad contracts for talented players when the only penalty was the luxury tax.

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

I guess I’d get the “Brad has lost it” stuff more if the rest of the league didn’t essentially agree with him publicly.

[eric @malldaddy300]

@punishedpants C’s bias aside, I think VJ and Maxey are the real deal, and if I were a Sixers fan I’d be pretty squeamish about Jaylen taking shots from both of them.

[eric @malldaddy300]

@punishedpants The more I think about it this feels like the Horford signing all over again. I don’t think either team really improved in the short term.

As a C’s fan, I’m just clinging to the picks, because the rest of the trade was just a bad contract swap.

[eric @malldaddy300]

@theblockspot That would be a much bigger win for Philly than this trade was

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Traded for a 36 year old podcaster who's addicted to percs cause you didn't wanna include Hugo in the Giannis deal.

[Nick Beaudine @BeaudineTwin1]

All this talk about Jackass on here made me remember the best episode of MTV's Cribs: Where it's Chris Pontius living out of his truck.

[eric @malldaddy300]

@nise_yoshimi I think music videos were a very direct progenitor of the short form video boom (especially “edits” and the like) but the form itself is kind of vestigial at this point

[Mark🃏 @iBeen__Fly]

The dumbest pro athlete: yea man alot of people don't know how easy it is to run out of money even on a 100 million dollar contract, the 2 houses, 12 cars and 600,000 dollars worth of clothes I buy every year just ain't enough

[eric @malldaddy300]

Rich people love to complain about how hard it is to manage millions of dollars while spending it on fucking Bentleys

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[Han🇵🇰 @Han31506417073]

"there are months where no video games are played, and days where video games are played maybe 8 hours a day"

-Vlaimir Illich Lenin

[eric @malldaddy300]

@KutterIsKing How tf did Schwarber even tip that

[eric @malldaddy300]

Quite possibly the worst cutscene of all-time

[.HACK SAVE ME @uni_gree]

Ts still fries me genuinely just spectating

[eric @malldaddy300]

@KFCBarstool Personally if the whole internet found out I cheated on my pregnant wife I’d kill myself but you do you pal

[eric @malldaddy300]

@JakeWally You probably have to have played it as a kid tbh. KHII is an all-timer though

[eric @malldaddy300]

@alpacinogrunt I have a strange inclination that he could actually be good on like, the Angels. But I don’t think it’s ever happening here at this point.

[eric @malldaddy300]

@zweiwalker89607 Does Palps even know Ahsoka’s name? lmao

[spencerrrrr ₆₃ ⁸¹ 🐝 @basilsfkjordans]

you can tell rich people think they deserve to live