𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿

you don't know me

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

I would just fyi

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

if you from an alternate universe somehow came to your universe, would you fuck yourself?

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

@jo_sway_ not him thirst trap during hajj 😭 astaghfirulla

[helen @helen]

this is what being sober feels like

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

@prettyasslovee @SistasXZatima how tf was anyone supposed to see this???

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

@desusnice also, I met you once. I was your server. you're a very cool guy fr. still glad i'm not a server anymore.

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

@desusnice I love a rude cat idc idc

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

my favorite thing about men is lying to them

[bodegaparty @csyancsyancsyan]

Pick pocketers gonna be tight when they put they hand in my pocket and it’s just ass

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

constantly battling the urge to tell my friends how much I love them bc I don't wanna sound like a broken record lolll 🫣🫣

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

I farted in the uber (silently) and the driver just cracked open the window (it's raining)

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

I love a man that knows I'm too good for him

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

how do I get that job

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

I can't stop thinking about how dj khalid pronounces baklava

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

trust fund kids who come to ny and pretend to be poor are crazy

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

florida mf are the corniest ppl i've ever met omg

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

PLEASE!!! ✋🏽😭

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

men rly do love holding fish in their dating profile pics. I always thought that was a myth.

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

if nobody else got me the sexbots who heart all my ig stories got me

[𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 🌿 @mallfilth]

@p3rsonatalie texting gives me anxiety but also I don't want to ✨