malcolm

[malcolm @malligatortears]

language was indeed acquired

[malcolm @malligatortears]

messages everyone’s sending me messages

[malcolm @malligatortears]

sir malcolm the brave

[malcolm @malligatortears]

i am a liar and deceiver excel will never be anything close to my friend

[malcolm @malligatortears]

i have reason to believe the cyst is actually a benign tumor grown at least 3 teeth

[malcolm @malligatortears]

all my life i’ve adored alliteration

[malcolm @malligatortears]

you want a sext but you’re getting a scripture

[malcolm @malligatortears]

not now i’m working on my dogs custom pearls

[malcolm @malligatortears]

i feel disconnected from my body and everyone i love and it causes me to say funny things out loud

[malcolm @malligatortears]

a tragic day!

[malcolm @malligatortears]

keep accidentally saying chicken coup

[malcolm @malligatortears]

nothin funny to say for 199 years i want everybody to try quiet time

[malcolm @malligatortears]

can anybody hear me i said i need the sword and the stone on dvd and my dog is making oinking noises at me while i try to eat wet fry

[malcolm @malligatortears]

i need the sword and the stone on dvd

[malcolm @malligatortears]

diddy kong vs the united states of america

[malcolm @malligatortears]

this isn’t about transportation or infrastructure i don’t want to be in reality

[malcolm @malligatortears]

twisted as hell i can’t just leap out and grab onto a vine to swing across

[malcolm @malligatortears]

squirt gun wedding

[malcolm @malligatortears]

going back to all my habits from the summer which include gathering information and drinking too much