Mallory Jennings

To hell with being ashamed of what you liked.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Sitting alone at a bar eating tater tots right now.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Has anyone been keeping tabs on the mysterious runner/reader who constantly yogs around Cumberland? I want to know if the book is the same each day and if he’s making any progress or if it’s all for show. TIA

[Garden & Gun @gardenandgun]

Tomato sandwich rules and regulations—because you don't mess with perfection: https://t.co/v6bGIOYeSf

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Post Malone was in the car behind me on 840 just now can’t convince me otherwise

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Hill Street smells like ladybugs today.

[Joe Amabile @AmabileJoe]

This tweet is forced but it’s also how I feel… mustard is the best condiment

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

I miss Twitter. So I’m back.

[Modern Farmer @ModFarm]

These organizations are doing the important work of preserving heirloom seeds and improving organic farming practices. https://t.co/3CbSE853w7

[Backstreet Boys @backstreetboys]

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[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Was planning on going home tonight but dropped by the Fair instead for a light din din. Ended up petting a sea lion and watching two pigs be born. What a time to be alive.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

My least favorite selfie caption theme is when it’s obviously just a good picture of someone and to justify posting a selfie they say “thinking about tacos” or something dumb as hell along those lines. Own your selfie. Say “here’s a picture of me looking fine as hell.” Shit.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

If anyone has any information on where I can get the shirt that Wills was wearing during the group date last night it would be very much appreciated TIA

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

This is what hard work and determination looks like.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Just stopped by 3 separate grocery stores to find a specific flavor of Ritz crackers that I wanted. #goals #fitlife

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

Craving a couple hundred dollars worth of food from Panera Bread.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

@BenjaminVaught It truly sucks. I wanted to get a picture too but felt embarrassed at that point.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

All concerts ever are anymore are just dodging being in everyone’s selfies while they video themselves singing the songs.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

I was also in a few Facebook lives, Instagram stories, FaceTimes, Instagram lives, something to do with Google? The possibilities of videoing yourself are endless.

[Mallory Jennings @mallljayyy]

I have been in atleast 30 snapchats tonight just awkwardly staring at the camera while girls lip sync the song. I’m humiliated.