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crocs n socks • she/hers

[mal @malllory_w]

why are "bodysuits" just becoming popular now? i've been wearing a leotard my whole life

[#BB28 Feeds Fairy @BBFeedsFairy]

Rachel is such a professional, idk how she recorded these DRs (after her elimination) with such grace and composure, I'd be seeing red for at least 24 hours #bb27

[ramsey @busywomans]

this is how you know women are fed up with men the girlies in the audience just knew how to complete that sentence unprompted #SNL

[bev @divineintrvntin]

Get me to God’s country

[mike murray @snlmikemurray]

SNL writer Josh Patten responds to Morgan Wallen 🤣

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

White people with freckles, welcome to the resistance

[mal @malllory_w]

tonight is my Super Bowl

[kay ♡🫶 @drewnotsogooden]

imagine not being an insane snl fan and not having the time of your life right now

[kay ♡🫶 @drewnotsogooden]

imagine not being an insane snl fan and not having the time of your life right now

[diana @asapdianaaa]

The most beautiful girl you know is actively crashing out over her favorite SNL alums being back in an office building and I think that's beautiful

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

Parking at hospitals

[selyoncé🍉🪩 @selyoncerry]

unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the difference between going into a ticketmaster sale and facing the death penalty

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

They’re going to be too stupid to realize that entire performance was a fuck you to them and everything they stand for

[girl moth @MothMonma]

Certified pedophiles not taking this halftime show well

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

I hope Jalen Hurts team wins because he’s pretty. I know nothing about football. I’m mostly watching for the commercials and half time. But he deserves to win for being so pretty

[megan ❤️‍🔥 || eras london n8 || @evermorespoet]

I hate that autism is becoming a scape goat for shitty people to justify their actions. As an autistic person it’s so damaging to our community when we’re already misrepresented enough. Autism does not and will never excuse your awful behaviour, you’re just a horrible person.

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

all it took was under a minute of melissa mccarthy to get me to laugh at snl again

[Rose @swordlesbi]

Luigi Mangione being eligible for the death penalty after killing one guy but the Parkland shooter not being eligible for it despite killing seventeen people shows that the life of one CEO is worth more than over a dozen school kids and their teachers under capitalism.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Imagine trusting me to drive us around at night and this is all I see:

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.