Mal

a lil sun // somehow a lawyer

[Mal @mallory625]

If you ever feel down about yourself just remember that my name means bad in at least 4 languages

[Mal @mallory625]

@KathrynL_C @lyd_rose_13 Is it weird that I thought the room was kinda fun

[Mal @mallory625]

@KathrynL_C @lyd_rose_13 Omg I feel like a star

[Mal @mallory625]

@KathrynL_C @TJOshie77 Truuuuuuu I’m anti-prisons but for Oshie... I’ll allow it.

[Mal @mallory625]

Sidney Crosby loves Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh loves Sidney Crosby. And that’s the true spirit of Christmas.

[Mal @mallory625]

Amy Sherman-Palladino loves two things in this life: witty banter and Kelly Bishop. She’s sooooo us.

[Mal @mallory625]

@KathrynL_C Omg ft me loving you so much!!!!

[Mal @mallory625]

@Boeing_Hater I hope it’s not an “if” but a “when” so I can hang out with you and Kathy all the time

[Mal @mallory625]

@Jack_Frodo Thank you so much, I appreciate the validation

[Mal @mallory625]

@Boeing_Hater @KathrynL_C The curse of being a penguins fan

[Mal @mallory625]

@KathrynL_C @kudosdunce I stg they’re after us

[Mal @mallory625]

Revisiting this bc I’ve done it again for the third time and I’m forcing this man to watch love island

[Mal @mallory625]

Oddly on track for my claim to fame to be men spending minimal time with me and then flying to wherever I am later

[Mal @mallory625]

@lyd_rose_13 They did it was excellent

[Mal @mallory625]

Bro Lydia just found out I’m supposed to wear glasses all the time.. we’ve been friends for 10+ years.. her response was “well that’s concerning because you drive us everywhere”

[Mal @mallory625]

Getting my hair done and by that I mean looking up my hair dresser’s ex’s court records and describing them to her in detail while we giggle like little school girls

[Mal @mallory625]

Anybody else start lying about really trivial shit when they get drunk or is this another reason I need to see a therapist bc I can’t keep drunkenly agreeing to go to group workout classes when I have NEVER in my LIFE wanted to do that

[Mal @mallory625]

@GreyGooseHater I’m obsessed with the way that I’m in this somehow

[Mal @mallory625]

@lyd_rose_13 Still waiting to see the custom made mini jacket aka sleeves attached to a collar