Mallory Smith

•my dog is prettier than you• SFASU

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

@malaina_cat I spend a min of $200 a month without med moneys 🫠

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is slander

[TenZ @TenZOfficial]

Bring back split, this pearl map is just so bad…

[theScore esports @theScoreesports]

Just a minute of @shroud being a walking HIGHLIGHT reel 🤯🤯

#VALORANT

[Zoé @smiley_zo]

Someone on twitter saved my life three years ago. You never know who will need this.

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

So yesterday I found out a vasectomy costs less than my IUD did.
AND they get localized anesthesia or “twilight” anesthesia.
I got told to take an ibuprofen.
No more excuses.

[emo dolly parton ⚡️ @malaina_cat]

i cannot fucking believe we, as women, have to fight for this shit AGAIN. i’m going to fucking riot.

[kimi @angelskimi]

She's a 10... but she bottom frags every game

c-completely unrelated but would anyone like to play valorant with me? 😳🥺

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

Men trying to mansplain #RoeVWade to women is the highest form of irony.

[♡♡ @my_cats_mom_]

If anyone in the DFW area is looking for an obgyn who will tie/remove their fallopian tubes, Dr. Jennifer Brooks is fantastic. I have no kids and was 21 when I got my tubes removed, and she was nothing but kind and supportive of my choice the entire process.

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

@trut59 @malaina_cat

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

@chloeeeleighh15 We might be broke but at least we will be drunk!🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

Man it’s exhausting singing both parts in a duet

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

@malaina_cat I just cackled

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

So Texas is using "my body, my choice" to get rid of vaccine and mask mandates, but "your body, my choice" when it comes to abortion. Got it.

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

@malaina_cat Need a hand?

[Mallory Smith @mallory_lizbeth]

@malaina_cat You’re a catch