Mallory Morneau

never say no to a bacon cheeseburger. unless it’s turkey bacon. then definitely pass.

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Yes 👏🏼 I had to supplement early on too and I actually would cry and apologize to my newborn daughter. I felt so much guilt but then I snapped out of it because FED is best and she was well fed and healthy and strong

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Okay mallory stop shopping now, your daughter can only wear so many denim peplum tops and Pom Pom beanies

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

So should I buy some toilet paper now or...??

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Some nights I’m 20, some nights I’m 9. But I’m never 6.

[GABRIEL @gabrielzamora]

how do yall sleep at night?

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

my baby introduced me to someone and said “this is my mommy.... she’s my besssst friend.... and she likes to cuddle with me.” ugh she melts me. having a daughter is really the best 😫😫

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Over four years of sharing a bed with Aaron and I still get butterflies every single time he rolls over at 2am and says “Snuggle me” and kisses my cheek. Love him to death despite the snoring

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

I am heartbroken

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Anyone else’s kid call corn “sun beans”?? Hahaha I can’t stop laughing. She corrects me every single time I correct her 😂😂

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Someone please stop me from buying Carmen another pair of baby Bogs

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Can’t. Stop. Coughing. (No, I don’t have corona, I got tested)

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The longer Donald Trump is president, the more reckless he gets.

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

compassion... empathy... things that are HEAVILY lacking in today’s world... please remember to be kind and show compassion for others EVEN WHEN THEY MAKE MISTAKES... especially when they make mistakes

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Okay what even......

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Woke up at 3:30am in a pool of sweat. I had a nightmare I was kidnapped by the Proud Boys and KKK. And worst was that the leader of our country didn't condemn them when he was directly asked during the debate last week. You don't rock with me if you rock with him.

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Love to love you 😘

[Bracketology.tv @bracketologytv]

Would love some Clare-ity on when Tayshia becomes #TheBachelorette.

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

On my defense, it’s the radios fault!!! And she’s too dang smart and copies/remembers EVERYTHING

[Mallory Morneau @mallory_morneau]

Gonna apologize ahead of time to my daughters head start teachers. She is singing:”that’s a wet, that’s a wet, wet and gushy” and I can’t get her to stop.

[_thearny @_thearny]

b, d, p and q are the same letter but nobody is talking about it