mallory

focus on things that please the spirit

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@ash_leyyE They live in a refinery 🥸

[Ashley Banks @ashleykimtoo]

I love my body and I fight the urge to post my bare ass on here all the time but it’s not because I’m modest, it’s because I can’t stand the thought that I might make men happy for free

[mallory @mallory_petry]

Hey it’s Capitol*

[mallory @mallory_petry]

Happy thanksgiving to everyone except them thirsty hoes

[NeNe Leakes @NeNeLeakes]

Bye Wig

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@kellensegura @ash_leyyE TRUMP TRAINNNN

[mallory @mallory_petry]

Gag me

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

We danced, rode bikes, swam near whales, kayaked, watched a movie on the beach and so much more. I realize that for most people, this is something that is so far out of reach right now, so in moments like these, I am humbly reminded of how privileged my life is. #thisis40

[mallory @mallory_petry]

Dan with all the shadddeee

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I don’t think VP Pence’s mansplaining and over-talking is doing a lot to narrow the gender gap, unless it is also turning off more men as well.

[mallory @mallory_petry]

Trump is a racist? What new and crazy information!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There’s no other way to put it: the President of the United States refused to disavow white supremacists on the debate stage last night.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

just realized i am more scared of our government now than i was in 1998.
and that’s saying a lot.
A. LOT.

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@abbyhoffpauir WORD

[mallory @mallory_petry]

He’s just jealous they don’t have a song about tiny tiddlydinks yet...

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Shout out to all the people who were offended by a bottle of syrup and are now trying to make fun of Ben Shapiro for criticizing a song that actively encourages women to be whores

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@Taylors_Gang Meg the Stallion is my president

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@Taylors_Gang My appointment texts started at 4:45 😐

[TA @talter]

Int'l Players Anthem(I Choose You)

[mallory @mallory_petry]

When did they cancel critical thinking? SETX is taking a hard hit.

[mallory @mallory_petry]

I love this episode of parks and rec

[WPEC CBS12 News @CBS12]

WATCH: "I will not be muzzled like a mad dog;" face mask debate turns fierce in St. Lucie County. https://t.co/QgY6V16xvg

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@LNHearn Don’t get me started...

[mallory @mallory_petry]

@laceyledoux It was a hoax when they needed their hair done 🙄

[Kyren Gibson @Kyng_Kyren]

Can’t Be No Sucka Wit Ya Money💰💯