mallory

Legends '18 '19 || Madison Scouts ‘20 || aspiring drifter || WMU || she/her

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

I think I’m gonna start telling old people that when I finish my degree I’m going to work for antifa

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Kinda bored, might file a formal complaint to the better business bureau since the police won’t do anything to shut down y bar 🤪

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

I’m no ones first choice and there are usually better options around me but once in a while people are willing to settle
I’m literally just an Arby’s

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

The CDC is now recommending that u give me a little kiss on the forehead

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

The crossover episode we all needed today

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Stop I get to see Jacob Collier next year with some of my best friends 😭

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

I have a tattoo of the lick

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

Why are people attracted to you?

Please flex.

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

“I can’t tell if this is a joke or not” -@lissramzz

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

My coworker was having a bad day so I bought him a block or dirt to cheer him up 😌

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

@chandlerdenzel April 25th. I’m not afraid.

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Snare drum bad cymbal good

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Not me getting way too emotional over hearing drums in a gym again

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Also the most drum corps euphonium picture

[joey: nice, different, unusual @ToMakeItFall]

This is the best middle school band picture.

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Why am I trying to be the hottest person at the vaccine clinic

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

I am so grateful for my roommates who are humoring my sudden hyper fixation on making homemade butter

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

Happy St patty’s weekend to Kyle the juggler ONLY

[mallory @mallorybandlow]

The best part of drum corps that no one talks about is doing yoga/stretching with your best friends every day
Best part of any day

[Jonathan Oosting @jonathanoosting]

Someone photoshopped a picture of John Krasinski, aka Jim from The Office, on a Michigan driver’s license to try and fraudulently obtain jobless benefits, acting state UIA Director Liza Estlund Olson told lawmakers this morning.