Mallory Sowell

be kind.

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

This! Y’all don’t sleep on @BurtsBees Jammie’s!

[Breken Terry-Laughlin @BrekenLaughlin]

FACT: @BurtsBees baby clothes are durable, cute, and sized accurately. @mallorybsowell and I have compared notes. You guys win. Our babies love your Jammie’s. #BurtsBeesBabies

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

AUNT LINDSEY JUST BROKE HER TV #TheBachelorette

[medium adult @mediumadult_]

When you’re both the other’s third choice. #TheBachelorette

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Olivia and Elliot were the original Pam and Jim before Pam and Jim were even a thing. #LawAndOrderSVU

[Al Roker @alroker]

Well, that was interesting #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Our children will learn about the “great Oprah Winfrey” the woman who single handedly overthrew the longest reigning monarch #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Y’all... Oprah is about to cancel the institution. #Oprah #MeghanandHarryonOprah

[Mama Yoncé 👩🏾‍🍼 @_jellycakesss]

This Season 5 premiere of The Crown is JUICY SIS. #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Covid has so many downfalls... but can I just say that this whole “contactless delivery” thing is an introvert’s absolute dream. Can we keep it?

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Same girl

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Here’s an idea... lets put Clare in charge of getting the rest of these votes counted. She knows how to expedite a process. #TheBachelorette

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Hey Apple. We noticed that #iPhone update y’all tried to sneak in on us during daylight savings & the marathon election. It popped up as I was getting ready for bed at 6:30 the other night and now I can’t find my news apps bc you rearranged everything. Chaos.

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

#Nevada is going to roll in late tomorrow morning with a venti Pumpkin Spice Latte talking about how bad traffic was. #ElectionResults2020

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

Has anyone talked to Nevada today? #Elections2020

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have more Cases because we have more Testing!

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

So please, wear the dang mask and wash your hands. It spreads like wildfire! #COVID #Covid_19

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

I tested positive for covid in September. I also ended up with a dual dx of bronchitis and walking pneumonia at that same appointment. If it wasn’t for the pneumonia symptoms, I wouldn’t have been tested for Covid. #COVID19

[Dr. David Samadi @drdavidsamadi]

Catching COVID-19 does not mean you are sick or dying.

A COVID-19 case as reported by the media might be a case without symptoms.

Until media starts differentiating between asymptomatic and symptomatic cases, the numbers are going to be horrifying.

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

I am so sad! I waited for months and it’s finally came today... with a HUGE hole. @taylorswift13 #Folklore

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Mallory Sowell @mallorybsowell]

@JeffreeStar I’m a little late to this party but I’d gladly take their place!