Mallory Borland

Stay-at-hope mom, but capable of so much more, creative genius, coffee enthusiast, connoisseur of cleaning products.

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Omg Brad Pitt in The Lost City 😍

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I can’t find the Twitter thread that I read earlier and thought “You should favorite this so you can come back to it.” Past me is shaking her head at present me.

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Trying really hard not to let anger and hurt control me tonight.

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That moment when you don’t feel like you can talk about what’s bothering you and instead just bottle it all in. I know it’s not healthy. I will need to journal tonight.

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My football obsessed 10 yr old just agreed to play basketball starting after his football season is over. Go buy a lottery ticket, this is a big deal.

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@WichitaCindy I feel so seen.

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I meant to start a load of laundry, but I sat down to eat lunch and started a movie. Now I don’t want to peel myself off the couch 😴

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In case anyone was also looking for this movie, You’ve Got Mail is streamed on Hulu. You’re welcome.

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This morning is full of sadness and grief.

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Fun fact: I love cereal, but only as a post dinner snack.

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I cannot focus on anything for the life of me. Another cup of coffee will surely help.

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My favorite thing is when I suggest something and my husband immediately turns it down. But then months later comes back and says “Maybe you were right.”

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@EddiCreative

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HOW is it already almost 1:00?

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@EddiCreative That wall color though 😍

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@kanalfan Yes! A whole Pinterest board!

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I don’t know how to execute my clothing style. I know what I want, but finding all the pieces completely overwhelms me.

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Gosh darn it I love football season.

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Three 2-point conversions AND a safety in the 3rd quarter. Amazing game!

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Final score BC 53 Northwest 41! That’s who we are! Brotherhood! One team! One fight!

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I have errands I actually need to do, but instead I’m watching Downton Abbey in pajamas.