Mallory DeJong

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[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Haha we know sis, we know.

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

and no I’M NOT KEEPING IT CUTE.😘

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@tierdewitt He’s going to be the best and I literally can not wait 🫶

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Hey @MediacomCable do you think you could send blankets since service is so bad our thermostat won’t run 🙃

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

.@McDonalds I know I’m not the only one… do the right thing for the people. We miss the snack wrap. All of us.

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@tierdewitt You got this T man!!

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@tierdewitt We just had vinny run around nAked! One weekend not leaving the house!

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Your stupidity is unreal.

[The Jaded Vet @jaded_vet]

@AriannaDantone Can we leave your god out of it, why would god want for this girl to have been murdered and her body left to rot for a month before her poor parents get answers of where she is? Think before you tweet. Suddenly god stepped in huh? Makes zero sense and never will.

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@LoganLittle_10 Hang on tight dad, you’re about to be rushing off that baseball field after missing that little bb

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@Abby14Rider Hahahahaha. So. Incredibly painful. But not as bad as that one-on-one. Omg AWK

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

LOL Twitter is about to see the joys of living with a man.

[⚡️ Bo-Jangles ⚡️ @boclymer5]

@mallorydejong

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Gosh * #bachelorabc

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Lol what 😅 joe. Ima need you to come through PLZ

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

You guys why does this make me SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Producers have to be doing some serious dirty work. #bachelorabc

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

The best one ☠️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Jesus take the Fucking wheel 😂😂😂

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@tierdewitt Don’t fuck it up

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

@jaclynroo Hahahaha embarrassed to say it’s prob 10 years old

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

Covid or kids? Bc yes, agree

[kenz @itskenzbenz]

What’s one thing you hated doing before COVID but would now do in a heartbeat?

Mine is go out at night. Like get dressed up, leave home at 9pm, go to questionable bars.

[Mallory DeJong @mallorydejong]

😂😂

[B N @BisHilarious]

My girlfriend said, “Is there basketball on?” then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I’m like what is she doing? She’s napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.