Mallory Douglas

welcome

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

A 9 year-old rapist should be institutionalized, not under house arrest.

Clearly that home is part of the problem; he shouldn't be returned there.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

september 30th october 1st

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Love the irony of standing with a terrorism movement that hates women so much they censor your shoulders.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you are happy someone was publicly executed because they don’t share your beliefs congrats you’re the Taliban

[lauren @winonaddict]

“gilmore girls is so boring” that’s literally the point not everything needs soap opera level drama 😭 it’s supposed to be an easy watch

[Ashley Fitzgerald @RizomaSchool]

The older I get the more I realize a lot of misunderstandings are an IQ issue

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

me when my boss asks why i’m distracted at work today

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

the playlist when i'm in charge of it:

[august @winestainedtay]

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Jason Kelce is the Barbara Walters of our generation

[Okay, English major 🩷🤍🧡 @space_femalien]

Yet. Y’all act like she’s not going to release “The Life of a Showgirl” at midnight followed up by “The Death of a Showgirl” at 3:00 AM with all of Jack and Aaron songs your little hearts desire

[cam 🪩 @smackcam13]

Me walking into work tomorrow as the office swiftie

[Tech Bro Memes @techbromemes]

me opening Teams every morning

[zhopamine @zedchrmsm]

this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

They're eating the lists. They are eating the files

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album