Mallory

ipso facto colombo oreo

[Mallory @malloryjade]

call out: young rochester hills female driver who threw trash out of her window: toyota iq (best guess), white, new; plate: bkh 9017

[Mallory @malloryjade]

ugh. feeling stuck working with crap workers. i.e. wealthy high school brats whose parents just want them out of the house #retailabuse

[Mallory @malloryjade]

@juweena yummm, me too! what an incredible spread, as always :)

[Mallory @malloryjade]

x bone? #techthesedays

[Mallory @malloryjade]

it happened. my alarm failed at a.m. hour because it set for p.m. #thisismynightmare

[Mallory @malloryjade]

this is just embarrassing- get 'em babcock #game7

[Mallory @malloryjade]

lucky to find a table at rjs tonight :) prob. bc its the only bar in rochester actually dedicated to the game and not nick jr. #gowings

[Mallory @malloryjade]

@jennyc814 h'omg! i'd pay for the presale just for the gel band! dammit, i need a jet. sticky, sticky promotions. #iwannapartywithlorddisick

[Mallory @malloryjade]

'that was a waterbottle bottle popper!' #gowings

[Mallory @malloryjade]

ANDERSSON?? hwhaht?! #gowings !

[Mallory @malloryjade]

octopi hockeytown #gowings http://t.co/UbTBoXwUGj

[Mallory @malloryjade]

and no - didnt/wouldnt pay that filthy fee. outrageous. all in sundresses and cowboy boots beware hockeytown wrath #realgirlsenjoyhockey

[Mallory @malloryjade]

omfg. hockey fans are paying the price for taylor swift tonight. literally. $50 for parking?! hey tay - pick up my bar tab ? #sickening

[Mallory @malloryjade]

eugh. prideful, overly revealing preggs and the obligatory 'tolerance' of children/babies in adult settings- cant wait to gtfo of the burbs

[Mallory @malloryjade]

summer made it http://t.co/X0yB8TiGCk

[Mallory @malloryjade]

does dallas want us to be in the playoffs or ? #gowings

[Mallory @malloryjade]

YO! #gowings http://t.co/VFH0S18ZSM

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Why are we still testing products on animals when we have 38 million beliebers?

[Mallory @malloryjade]

everything about kfc is irritating garbage except for that #iatethebones ad which made me lol slightly