mallory🦇🐈‍⬛

lego girl

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[fat dennings @sappharine]

“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre

[alondra @alondramaren]

Talking to men is crazy.. they don’t ask one question

[mallory🦇🐈‍⬛ @mallorylayne75]

taking home the gold in getting a little tipsy and commenting on everyone’s post like they’re my close personal friend

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People keep saying “maybe the human brain is just a glorified computer” when the truth is, as Joy says, you’re more like a garden that needs to be constantly refreshed with the waters of myth, poetry, fiction, folklore and leisure.

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

if you're a virgin at 25 they should give you a make-a-wish

[rosie @snailtattoo]

What Are You Suppsoed To Do In Your Twenties When Everyone Around You Suddenly Seems To Be In Love

[TS Mary Todd @ItWasATea]

Him bopping R*paport for using that word incorrectly was one of the hottest things to ever happen on television

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

have a headache. still romanticizing relationships from years ago. filled with dread about humanity’s future. craving grocery store birthday cake. scared about my fiber intake. convinced i am evil. addicted to reading restaurant menus online. interested in reopening old wounds.

[lene ♱ @hajinights]

good morning i would trade every single one of you to experience heated rivalry for the first time again

[mallory🦇🐈‍⬛ @mallorylayne75]

seriously considering creating a burner tiktok account so i can repost every heated rivalry edit that comes across my fyp in peace

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will return in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’

(Source: https://t.co/4onxam2FCZ)

[Lala @thefateoflala]

It's cuffing season….. and all the girls are leaving to get a big boy!!!! I need a big boy!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩

[shato @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Waffle 🍁🌠 @ssm_waffle]

you guys never played this as a kid and it shows