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[poletic kate @poetickate]

your religion tells you:

-how to dress
-what to eat/drink
-to leave family, friends, gfs/bfs, hobbies, media, career, & school for TWO YEARS
-how to express yourself sexually
-to give them 10% if your income

but the govt is asking too much by asking you to wear a mask???

[charlotte @charlottefayep]

break up with him on the Fourth of July, call that a Declaration of Independence

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

If I don’t marry this boy I’ll ruin his wedding idc

[KATIE🐞 @muppetquayn]

she deserves jail time for this and wearing that rhinestone Bebe top

[Nate @elcapo_801]

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

[mal @mal__jones]

my father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

Genovia hasn’t reported a SINGLE CASE of COVID-19. This is what TRUE leadership looks like.

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

men using the 🙈🙊 emojis while flirting should be a felony

[austin @convictedloner]

i’ll do anything for my mom just not them dishes

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

happy mother’s day to all the pixar moms with absolute dump truck asses

[um uh @junkyardxjosh]

And when the world needed her most, she vanished

[. @SuiNeltwork]

when we reopen we will be drive thru only