•mallory jackson•

I know a thing or two about a thing or two •instagram: malsonthemoon

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

So excited for #BoxyLuxe. Here's how to get early sneak peeks about it: https://t.co/JFPTZ2tkle

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

@JulienSolomita @Jenna_Marbles

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

time will reveal most ‘cool’ things as stupid, so you might as well just do your own thing.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I just remembered I get to drink more coffee tomorrow

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

Why do these wood knots on this door look EXACTLY LIKE KERMIT????? @JulienSolomita @Jenna_Marbles

[OutKick Bets @OutKickBets]

In Tennessee, you don’t say “you’re an idiot.” You say “bless your heart” which translates to “you’re an idiot.” Isn’t that amazing? https://t.co/Mt1eKJdgI2

[Calvin Tressler @calvinjtressler]

The emotions of @stantressler #StanleyBTressler

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

@Jaclynhill I just need to know why this came up when I googled you 😂😂😂😂 #AvatarJaclyn

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

Everyone skips Thanksgiving and goes straight to Christmas. Poor Thanksgiving doesn’t have any friends.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

25k. And I get to wear the school sweatshirt and hold a trombone. https://t.co/xPNEE681J4

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

Do the Hopper.

[Kathleen Lights @KathleenLights1]

How is it October 17? October just started yesterday

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Heal up quick, @edsheeran. Just remember, you’re Superman even without the cape.

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

If you're having a bad day, think about the person who hit @edsheeran with their car.

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

@CamiLynnGrace #hashbrownblessed

[NF @nfrealmusic]

Woke up to a #1 album today! Thanks to the fans #realmusictillthedaywedie

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

YOUTUBE GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!! https://t.co/DcDCOdD1Cs

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

Trick or treat.

[•mallory jackson• @malloryrose96]

It's October 3rd.