Mallory St. George

mom to three senior wiener dogs 🌭 goat enthusiast 🐐 karaoke fiend 🎤 Halsey stan ❤️‍🔥 bisexual🌈 Aquarius ♒️ she/her

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

what ???? i hate it here

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

@USPIS_Cheyenne thank you so much! we aren’t far from there. so excited to hopefully catch a glimpse 🙏🏻💙

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

@SFreedenthal omg! we’re 10 minutes away on the road. is it still happening?

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

@USPIS_Cheyenne amazing! thank you. 💙 we’re in Wyoming! can you give some advice on where in Albany County we should head if we’re coming from Chugwater?

[emily may @emilykmay]

The most profound part of Barbie IMO was when she saw the “Miss Universe” billboard and said, “oh look the supreme court!” bc it did not occur to her that women who are beautiful and look “sexy” could not be simultaneously smart, respected, and incredibly accomplished.

[sara lebow 🫡 @SlebowSays]

can’t stop thinking about barack obama’s linkedin

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

finally finishing a 460 page book with a gazillion characters, including one of them being an AI, while in a restaurant, is not for the weak of heart

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

LIKE I KNOW ITS A JOKE BUT THE PURPLE HAT COMMENT IS TRUE

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

BETWEEN THIS AND HER SAYING THAT PURPLE HAT BY SOFI TUKKER IS HER FAVE SONG FOR A PARTY I AM CONVINCED MARGOT ROBBIE HAS THE BEST MUSIC TASTE ON EARTH

[Z is a sad girl in love @luvfromolivia]

Margot Robbie (#Barbie ) reveals to Vogue that her top listened album so far this year is "Manic" by Halsey:

"I've been obsessed with this album since it came out, it helped shaping Barbie. Halsey is truly a genius, I'm a huge fan."

[mr.tweet @GStan6789]

Oh Ty and Whitney ate this rap #LoveIsland

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

@andrewedstrom Thank you so much for the support babe! Love you soo much 🐐🩷

[Andrew Edstrom @andrewedstrom]

My girlfriend @mallorystg and I recently met a goat named Tiny 🐐, who has a condition that has caused her udder to grow far too large.

The procedure to resolve her discomfort is only $1500, so my girlfriend is running a fundraiser to help her out.

https://t.co/uwIdFH9t8e

[Nick Vitanza @VitanzaNick]

I’ve never been under anesthesia and I’m still relatively new at running a lab, but I assume this message to my team is the standard approach?

[Dr Una McIlvenna 💀🎶 @UnaMcIlvenna]

For those who think JH is just ‘setting boundaries’, he chose to be with a surf instructor and then tried to control the thing she loved, to destroy it. This happens ALL THE TIME. These are the first steps in coercive control. +

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer.

But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I think a lot of dudes are mad about these Jonah Hill tweets because they do this shit to their significant others and thinks it’s just a normal thing to do and them being controlling assholes is just how it is.

It’s tough when you get that mirror turned on you, huh? Hit dogs.

[summer anne burton @summeranne]

Re: Jonah Hill’s gross texts: my therapist honestly changed my life when he stopped me from saying someone was “violating my boundaries” and explained that boundaries are values you impose on yourself and your own behavior, not rules you can enforce on other people.

[Nene Leakes blonde swoop @yannaboooo]

Keke Palmers boyfriend is feeling insecure bc Usher serenaded her. Nawt bc of her outfit but yk he not gon say that

[Mallory St. George @mallorystg]

i would rather chew on a rock than try to understand splitwise

[Andrew Edstrom @andrewedstrom]

When you google "Modern Serial," all that comes up are lists of modern serial killers 😳

Definitely need to work on my SEO...