Mallory Tesreau

stl→miz ‘23

[Mallory Tesreau @mallorytesreau_]

Only Missouri would have a tornado and blizzard warning within an hour

[X @ZayJymari]

Parking on College Campuses should be FREE!!!!!

[Eli Cooper @EliCooper24]

Please share around

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

11 years ago today, the best comedy of the 2010's was released

[Mallory Tesreau @mallorytesreau_]

On behalf of all servers everywhere: PLS STOP STEALING OUR PENS

[Mallory Tesreau @mallorytesreau_]

@noellej21 Rude. I was hot.

[Mallory Tesreau @mallorytesreau_]

Conspiracy theory: when you pop black heads you’re just releasing boogers from your nose. Tell me I’m wrong.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[every kiss begins with tay @taystrash]

Ranking Columbia’s Taco Bells: A Thread

[Mallory Tesreau @mallorytesreau_]

@rezaillusionist I’ve been coming to Branson shows for 19 years and I’ve never seen one like this! Can’t wait for the second half!!!!!!!🎩🐰

[Red 💋 @Lscott__]

Girls be like “I’m fine” but then

I hope
Gabby Barrett
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[Trevor Trout @totaltroutmove]

Imo’s is the superior pizza in our country.

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

PUT A WHATABURGER IN MISSOURI PLEASE.

[lola⛓ @greenlolaaa]

🥺

[Jade Martin ⭐️ @jade_martin14]

I wanna be on a boat, in the middle of the lake, with the sun burning down on me, getting a tan and listening to morgan wallen and hunter hayes

[lauren hubbard @laurenhub_]

I told my mom “I learned how to country dance in college” and showed her some of my sick moves and she just blankly stared at me for 10 seconds then said “what country is that from?”

[Sam @okaysamk]

Wow.... taken this morning....... I’ve never seen Chicago this empty tbh

[Tanner Tolbert @tanner_tolbert_]

Retweet if you want #thebachelor to film the Weber Thanksgiving dinner this year

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

idk which of u dudes need to hear this but ur not hot enough to act like that