Mallory

• 25/NYS • proud cat mom of 3 • karaoke enthusiast •

[Mallory @mallorythorn]

I know a robot uprising is inevitable but since I always say “thank you” to Siri, I think I’ll be marked safe

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[ً @wtffrio]

the feminine urge to say "ouch" when i bump into things that doesn't even hurt

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The beauty of wildlife - a thread 🧵

1. Dick Van Duijn captured the exact moment a squirrel stopped to smell a flower

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is my favorite video of all time😭

[véro // ✽ @vlovesemma]

inside out 2 if it was filmed inside my own head

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Long list of complaints

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

to avoid disappointment, stop seeing the good in people and start seeing exactly what they've shown you

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[bigsock @biggersocks]

“are you fucking stupid”

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