Mallory Roland

Tarleton State Alumna • ΑΓΔ Alumna • ICU RN

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

We will celebrate this past week as the time mother nature murdered a billion mosquitos.

[dirty heard @Megannn0616]

My last rolling blackout was probably when I went to LJT for six days

[kristian steffany @kksteffany]

Capitalism on full display deep in the heart of Texas

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@EmilyAnnGemma What psychologist account did you share on your stories about the bachelor? I wanted to show my husband what she said about Victoria! We are invested 😂 (I asked on insta also, but didn’t know which one you would look at first)

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@FlatlandCavalry @Haleyy_Rae 💕💕💕

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

I wonder if @acdc is proud or devastated that our generation has made a drinking game out of one of their songs? #THUNDER

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

“Never Enough” (The Greatest Showman) will be forever be Cody and my “belt it” song no matter how bad we sound haha

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@Haleyy_Rae 😂 I can’t

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

Me: “The nail lady did a good job making my fingernails look like toenails”
Cody: “Oh wow yeah why do they look like that?” 😂

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

All I want for Christmas are my wedding photos plzzzz

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@ltsGREYSquotes Christina. NO. QUESTION.

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@madisonglynn I have a feeling this is going to happen to mine! And with my guest count so large we are thinking about assigned seats... that will just mess everything up 😞

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@lupeeduh You best believe I don’t do that admission assessment 😂 after 0530 that’s a day-shift problem

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

And If you don’t understand that.. Watch White Chicks

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

If Netflix were to ever get rid of Grey’s Anatomy I would f*cking write a letter

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

Does anyone ever just want to drive around Waco and find all of Chip and Joanna’s fixer uppers? Because same.

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

What I would give to see MJ live 💕 https://t.co/N1zLtBzSgv

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

@Haleyy_Rae Omg 🙈

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

This 👇🏻 https://t.co/1OSqzyqQYW

[Mallory Roland @malloryy17]

It takes a good man to tolerate my forgetfulness. Just asked Cody the same question within a hour timespan. Such patience 🙈🙃 #HiImDory