“y’all r sleeping on ed sheeran”
“y’all r sleeping on ella langley”
“y’all r sleeping on katseye”
“y’all r sleeping on p!nk”
“y’all r sleeping on chris brown”
“y’all r sleeping on bts”
“y’all r sleeping on sombr”
“y’all r sleeping on nicki minaj”
NO MORTY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS ALL REAL ITS-ITS ITS ALL CANON MORTY. EVERY SINGLE SHIP MORTY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, ALL DI-DIFFERENT REALITIES ALL OF THEM REAL. Y Y Y YOURE MY BITCH IN MOST OF THEM TOO MORTY DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. YOUR MY BITCH MORTY
Happy birthday Morty! It’s such a shame you’ll never grow up, since Grandpa secretly gives you shota-injections to keep you his pretty little boy forever
Rick taking Morty’s virginity before anyone else gets the chance and mindblowing him after so he doesn’t have to deal with the consequences of doing so… posessive creep…. drool