Ryan Mallory

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

@RGIII you are the worst thing that has happened to commentary since broadcasting started. I haven’t posted anything in over 2 years, that’s how much you bother me

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

#RollSpides

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

@Big_Lug @JBGadd @Rangers @CKluber @BDConwee @CMoheit @samfgadd Still walked

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

@espn @MLB The original virgin douchbag

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

@ABREG_1 is the OG douchbag. Carrying the bat to 1st base. You’re 5’-7” bro, grow up

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Seriously, why are these clowns carrying the bat to the 1st base coach? Learn some class. Hey Soto, you’re a douchbag for doing that

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

If you carry the bat to 1st base after a home run you should be beaten, suspended and fined.

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

@SpiderAthletics fire Mooney

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Colt McCoy. Super Bowl LIII MVP

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Still waiting for @NBCGolf to get rid of this @johnnymillerNBC. Biggest asshole in sports commentary

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Hey @NBCGolf, how long are you going to keep @johnnymillerNBC around? He's awful. Literally awful. Such a little prick

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Wondering when @SmylieKaufman10 is going to quit. Guy hasn't made a cut since 'Nam. Pretty sure is avg round is an 80 this year.

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

I'd rather drag my balls through a mile of broken glass than listen to @Buck call the #USOpen. When is #FOXSports going to figure it out? He is trash.

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Hey @NBCGolf, how long are you going to keep @johnnymillerNBC around? He's awful. Literally awful. Such a little prick

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Worst hair of the entire tournament goes to Rob Gray of Houston.

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Great season Dallas, you're still a trash ass franchise. #HTTR

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

@SpiderFootball that was the absolute worst half of sports I have ever watched. Did anyone come to play??

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Nice win Jackets, love to see VCU lose at home. #firsttweetin9months #RollSpides

[Kmarko @Kmarkobarstool]

If you're having Making a Murderer withdrawals and want to hate lawyers and the media again, Duke lax 30 for 30 is a must watch

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Fantastic Lies. ESPN 30for30 nailed it. #DukeLax

[Ryan Mallory @malls46]

Here goes Steph. #firsttweetin9months